December 2011
6 posts
oh clam down it wasnt that good anwya
I… If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom with a box of cookies for a few hours.
sotp eating your wingd are getting fat
My wings are get-… Oh my god. Oh my god.
youbve got jiggly wings, boy
oh clam down it wasnt that good anwya
I… If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom with a box of cookies for a few hours.
sotp eating your wingd are getting fat
oh clam down it wasnt that good anwya
i thnik i knocekd voer the crhistmas tree
November 2011
5 posts
mysterious—girl said: you wouldn’t.
Wouldn’t I?
flightofthegingers said: Trying to play your advice off as useful is false advertising, Dad.
Oh, ouch.
mysterious—girl said: too late.
I will disown you. Don’t make me do that.
flightofthegingers said: It’s not like you’re doing anything useful with it besides buying alcohol!
That is useful!
If any of you think you’re paying for all of the presents you buy with my money you can think again.
September 2011
6 posts
…Why is Iron Man passed out on our lawn?
Frank and Nancy Sinatra - Something Stupid.
Songbird, by Fleetwood Mac
ooc/
farewell, my sweet mutated princess
August 2011
45 posts
When is she not?
